Amour Audition Ads - New Porn Channel (Safe for Work)

Apparently there's a new Porn channel called Amour coming. Here they are auditioning some fine thespians in preparation.
entr0pysays...

To me the brunette at 0:35 was more attractive than any of them. Nothing kills my libido faster than when a woman finally speaks and seems to have the mental age of a 12 year old. You just feel creepy. Even more so when you see that she's done everything from surgery to taking a bath in makeup to look as much like Barbie as possible.

fjulessays...

Yellow fever weeaboo spotted.
>> ^rottenseed:

Not enough Asians. It better be on demand.


"To me the brunette at 0:35 was more attractive than any of them. Nothing kills my libido faster than when a woman finally speaks and seems to have the mental age of a 12 year old. You just feel creepy. Even more so when you see that she's done everything from surgery to taking a bath in makeup to look as much like Barbie as possible."
Just admit that you're a nerdy virgin with low standards.

Seriously, I hate when guys expect "intelligence" for a woman and get the hots for some nerdy girl that the local alpha male will anal fuck on the first day why you will be left in the friend zone forever.

Women want a man not a wuss. A man is open with his sexuality.

timtonersays...

>> ^entr0py:

To me the brunette at 0:35 was more attractive than any of them. Nothing kills my libido faster than when a woman finally speaks and seems to have the mental age of a 12 year old. You just feel creepy. Even more so when you see that she's done everything from surgery to taking a bath in makeup to look as much like Barbie as possible.


Agreed, all around. On Loveline back in the day, Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla would listen to a few seconds of a caller's voice, and accurately guess at what age the caller was when she experienced the trauma that stunted her vocal development. People would call them on it all the time, saying it was cruel to dismiss someone's pain so cavalierly (they'd usually bet), but they pointed out that such traumas are 1) relatively commonplace and 2) devastating if not addressed. Every time I talk to an adult who has that little girl voice, I wonder when it happened to her.

Paybacksays...

>> ^entr0py:
To me the brunette at 0:35 was more attractive than any of them. Nothing kills my libido faster than when a woman finally speaks and seems to have the mental age of a 12 year old. You just feel creepy. Even more so when you see that she's done everything from surgery to taking a bath in makeup to look as much like Barbie as possible.


I got the distinct impression "Jessica", the blonde with the white vest, is substantially more intelligent than she's letting on.

bananafonesays...

Aww, isn't it cute? He thinks he's people.

>> ^fjules:

Yellow fever weeaboo spotted.
>> ^rottenseed:
Not enough Asians. It better be on demand.

"To me the brunette at 0:35 was more attractive than any of them. Nothing kills my libido faster than when a woman finally speaks and seems to have the mental age of a 12 year old. You just feel creepy. Even more so when you see that she's done everything from surgery to taking a bath in makeup to look as much like Barbie as possible."
Just admit that you're a nerdy virgin with low standards.
Seriously, I hate when guys expect "intelligence" for a woman and get the hots for some nerdy girl that the local alpha male will anal fuck on the first day why you will be left in the friend zone forever.
Women want a man not a wuss. A man is open with his sexuality.

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