This damn game! I have sunk waaaay too much time into it.

It's like an abusive relationship. It starts out all nice and friendly.
It's all "you rescued some colonists, have some scrap" and
"here, have a cool new gun" or
"awesome job killing that pirate".

Then suddenly... FACEPUNCH!

Asteroids, bitch! and now you've been boarded. and they've killed half your crew. Look at you, leaking oxygen and simultaneously on fire somehow. You disgust me. Why don't you just explode already?

Oh... you did.

I.... I see. christ, I didn't mean to hurt you...it's just.. look, I'm sorry. I just ... lose it sometimes.

Come back... please.

Next time will be different. I swear. I'll prove it. Here's a new ship!


And like a fool, I think "maybe this time...."

Steam sales and games like this have changed my life as a gamer...

*animation

Adding video to channels (Animation) - requested by ant.

Yeah, that's why when I see phrases like "rogue like" or words like "permadeath" in a game description I just keep moving.

Zero Punctuation: FTL: Faster Than Light - Exploding Spacesh has been added as a related post - related requested by Zawash on that post.