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24 Comments
shuacsays...Gonna have to pick this one up.
Keanu_Reevessays...Whoa.
Trancecoachsays...So they did the whole film like this?
Finally!
FlowersInHisHairsays...LOL@ "When gym teachers act"
spawnflaggersays...upvote for the Cronenberg reference...
(no, not thatCrash, thisCrash)
dannym3141says...Holy cow this is cringeworthy. It's like a bunch of people at university who try to turn everything into a joke got together after being told "you're too funny" by some ditzy airhead blonde.
I feel embarassed for them
Arianesays...Apparently dannym has never seen Mystery Science Theater 3000
MilkmanDansays...It is definitely lowbrow. And that is why it is so ... excellent!
You shall, like, not pass... OK?
Raaaghsays...Takes a while to recede to their level. but once ur there is a riot.
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dan00108says...My unfunny friend makes the same kind of jokes...
jmdsays...This is awesome, I'm sure he has seen Mystery Science Theater 3000, but that show is long gone.
Zonbiesays..."What happened?" "He tried acting and it nearly killed him." Haha
Throbbinsays...I like the Matrix Trilogy. All 3 of the movies were entertaining and fun.
I challenge internet-movie-nerd-ragers to list a single movie that didn't suck balls in their opinion (no porn allowed). A single movie. Then the rest of us can take pot shots at it.
bamdrewsays...I thought 'Up' was pretty good. And Zombieland. And the first Matrix.
bamdrewsays...favorite snide comment: '...what albinos?' at 9min
direpicklesays...>> ^Throbbin:
I like the Matrix Trilogy. All 3 of the movies were entertaining and fun.
I challenge internet-movie-nerd-ragers to list a single movie that didn't suck balls in their opinion (no porn allowed). A single movie. Then the rest of us can take pot shots at it.
The Princess Bride, Lawrence of Arabia, Casablanca, and the Godfather! And because maybe that's not really fair, here are some movies that it's okay to dislike: Predator, Conan the Barbarian, the Shawshank Redemption.
Throbbinsays...Up? Another money-printing pixar typical 'old man who hates kids spends time with kid, then come to like them as kid learns valuable life lessons'. Pfft.
Haven't seen Zombieland - yet another goreporn with bursts of comedic goodness but mostly bogged down in the gutters of pop culture.
Matrix - what a load of crap. Unrealistic plot. Washed up actors/actresses giving it one more go. Arrogant neo-religious overtones meant to guide viewer through a cascade of emotional discovery, but crashing several times on the way. Modern reinterpretation of the bible - if you don't see that you're a maroon.
The Princess Bride? Great movie - for teenybopper girls (actually, I've never seen it, or Lawrence of Arabia).
Casablanca - gimme a break. The black & white just oozes pretension. That ending? C'mon - mysterious doesn't always equal good.
The Godfather? Glamourizing organized crime while simultaneously annoying my ears with that wheezy voice on Brando. Try some Halls ferchristsake!
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