I like the rap at the end.

Looks like something you could duplicate on a sizable 3d printer.

...for like, $750 in ABS.

If I were going to 3d-print something that size it would at least have a vagina.

He sells the designs on his website, I might buy them and build this nifty table (after I get a table saw).

Not really "portable" though since it's 70 lbs (32 kg)