I'm never using a public washroom again.

I despise the whole concept of s****** (I can't even type the word). There was a time when you would have been ridiculed for taking so many pictures of yourself. Or been advised to seek professional help. Just as bad as seeing people's washed-out bloated faces doing their webcam monologues. If only iPhones would shoot pepper spray when they detected a s*****.

Ewww...I meant I'm never taking a selfie in a public washroom again. I don't want what's in the background (like @ 0:37)

Ah.

See, in a lot of these the subject isnt the selfie taker, its what's happening in the background. I find taking a picture of two dogs fucking with your face inserted for comic effect more acceptable than the narcsissitic, self obsessed, duckfaced/flexing selfie where the subject is most certainly the taker and nothing else. That shit is super classy.

I don't think I've ever taken a selfie, so I don't necessarily want to be in the position to have to defend them, but if it's good enough for Stanley Kubrick...

http://www.tasteofcinema.com/2013/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-stanley-kubrick/