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1-900-Nerd-Girl

submitted by therealblankman

1 decade 7 years 2 weeks ago

These girls transform into your dream girl for an experience you can really touch. Nerd.

16 Comments

therealblankman

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is it wrong of me to wish this was real? (wanders off to ponder this)

Tags for this video have been changed from 'nerds, star wars, lord of the rings, real life' to 'nerds, star wars, lord of the rings, real life, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap' - edited by sometimes

Imperiousdesigns wandered off to call the number.....

I'm not a nerd, I'm a 15th level Paladin!

omnistegan says...

Nice tags. But seriously, wheres the nearest phone?

ant

Elves with light sabers. hehe

pragmatick says...

I'd consider myself a nerd with a lot of nerd friends and the girl in the green whateveryoucallit is quite cute, but I don't think I know anybody who would actually... you know what, forget it, it's a parody, right? RIGHT?

whats with the horrendous 'sailor-moon/space-girl' costume? i can only barely imagine a less attractive outfit.

LOL
I like the bit at the end that says "NOT A REALLY NUMBER - DON'T CALL" lmao

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

basevillin... *man-hug* (Obscure-culture references are delightful)

I would call this number, but I rolled 20 on the sarcasm-check.

Meh..this bit is stolen from SNL technically.

They had a whole bit about Phone sex girls dressed up as hobbits and starwars chicks and everything.. I can't upvote it because i know SNL did it better.

For anyone not familiar with basevillin's reference, see http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

I'm sorry to hear that Shepppard, this sift really needed your support

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