*kill

ill never forget the sound of my teeth being smashed and the sight of bloody teeth fragments being removed... oh and the unimaginable pain that comes after the pain killers wear off.

damn buffering

the world revolves around this guy

lotta different talents coming together in this one

reminds me of xkcd: Google Maps

the bacon is gone. i feel his pain.

eat your quail... there are starving kitties in china

this music should have been playing during this video

corrected html errors hopefully this gets it going *beg

zoom and enhance!

funny i was thinking she used the leash to keep the dog safe. so if the dog tripped it wouldnt suddenly get spun into that wheel at the top.>> ^critical_d:

Hmmm...looks like an accident waiting to happen. That leash gets snagged on the pulley and the poor pup will get a broken neck.
I know how huskies love to run but definitely do this minus the collar and leash.

one down two to go... smores collider or bust!

These Yelp reviews are completely blasphemous. What happens at Abortionplex stays at Abortionplex.>> ^longde:

282 hilarious reviews of the Abortionplex on Yelp, e.g.:
5 Stars---The buffet on the mezzanine level is great (avoid the seafood though- they don't replace it often enough) and the gift shop downstairs has cool tchotchkes and stuff (I got a coat hanger license plate frame). And I really like the combo deals- bring a friend and get 1/2 off the 2nd abortion, every third abortion get a free trip to the buffet, etc.
But the Abortionplex Funzone is the best part. Classic 80s arcade games like Joust, Rampage and Tron, all set to play for nickels, plus a row of top-notch skeeball machines. Most places that have skeeball feature machines that are broken or run down, but these are all brand new, and the prizes you can win with game tickets are much better than the plastic junk you usually get at Chucky Cheeze and Peter Pipers. I am definitely having my next birthday party at the Abortionplex! I hope my wife is pregnant again by then.

this reminds me of a real problem i was made aware of... cunt cancer

http://www.dougstanhope.com/journal/2011/11/2/cunt-cancer-awareness-take-the-pink-out-of-the-stink.html

sadly the originator of breast cancer awareness died of cunt cancer