I *almost* thought this was a bad April Fools joke.

Hehe... reminds me of my days in broadcasting school. Loved doing silly edits like this.

I felt the same, Maze. Started out as WTF, ended up with warm and fuzzies.

Upvote for it being my favorite car too, and the utter truth about the power (even if the term 'sports car' is used very loosely here).

Germans take their driving very seriously. They don't screw around on the road, and you can get fined for all sorts of stupid behavior we get away with in the US (e.g. you can get fined/arrested for showing someone the German equivalent of 'the bird').
When I was living there, the driving age was 18 and to get your license you had to pay around $2000 for the driving school you had to go to, which was very comprehensive.

If you like sodomy, stay away from the cooch. I really couldn't have said it better myself.

Great comedian, but yeah, I remember watching this here 3 years ago. I'd *isdupe, but I am not privileged.

Tea contributes to the likelihood of arthritis.

*boggles*
Dude... wait... what?

*reality
Cuz really... sometimes this is exactly what happens in the real military.

I really feel for her and other teachers like her. I can't even imagine how crushing it would be to be willing and desiring of devoting your life to enact positive change in the world, only to be crushed by the pencil pushers, the naysayers, the rigid lines. This is why America fails at education.

Recommendation: Find the full song of this and listen to the post-song 'freestyling'. It'll have you cracking up just as much as the song did.