That was awesome. Big upvote.

These are all Japanese porn stars?? I want names with timecode stamps, STAT!

Traveller's Tales, are you paying attention?

Until we get Critical Thinking as a mandatory class taught in our schools, this is all masturbation.

Love Pee Wee but it seems he's lost his edge. Back in the day, he would come out on stage to do promos like this in full character, and would *stay* in full character the entire time. Lately, I can't help but notice how tired Reubens appears on these junkets. I bet his show kicks ass though.

I'd say *glennbeck, but I'm not allowed to * kill channels.

Wow. Not one Unix user? (or did that get lumped in with Linux?)
:q!

Never heard of Corden. I'll bet you in 5 years, no one else will have either.

>> ^Kalle:

who's the bald guy??


That's Chunk; Jeff Cohen.

Wow, has it been that long already? I saw the Goonies back in the theaters in 1985 and it's still in my top 5 today. I wish I could head up to Astoria for the reunion this summer. Will have to make plans for the next one. So glad they keep having reunions.

Why not? These people don't need evidence to prove "god" exists. It's like me stating they're assholes when I have no ev.......oh wait, I *DO* have evidence!

Yay for water! I've always felt a kindred connection to water, and happy to see it has made it's appearance on the Sift.

This is why I laugh at all the people who gamble. Why would anyone put their money into a machine clearly labeled "malfunction voids all pays and plays" is beyond me. Its right fucking there; the whole setup is in the casinos favor. You want your jackpot?

Open a casino.

That sucks. The last time he saved was back at the first pylon. Now he's got to start over. I hate it when I do that.

The Penguin is parked outside in the ice cream truck.

He smokes pot. You know he does.