"you can't trust a guy with a haircut like that" ... definitely the first time I've ever felt like defending Justin Bieber's hair

Yes. What was it for you? Faked facebook statuses?

>> ^sillma:

>> ^transporter:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore

THAT was the thing that took you over the line?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

>> ^Yogi:

And the cameraman just sits there and watches! What a fucktard...can we sue him? Is there a way we can stop these horrible Penguin related crimes?! Fucking bastard that cameraman is.


I believe that falls under the "Good Samaritan Law" umbrella.

"lets see, um, yea"

why was that guy at Omaha beach if he was airborne?....Michael's a lier.

i'm not gonna lie, the "irvine 11" is a terrible name. and yeah, i couldn't care less about any of this.... DONWNOTES IF YOU MUST, BUT MY CLIENT'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH WILL NEVER BE SILENCED ~Dan Stormer (great attorney, you can tell cuz he never takes his sunglasses off his head)

clearly this has more entertainment value than if mayweather waited a few more rounds to get a judges decision, or else it'd be pretty unlikely people would be discussing this fight so much. so i say props to floyd for making the internet a little less boring today.

"little girl shows us how to put on black-face"

Can you imagine what a day in the life of these professional pro-family lobbyists is like? Just read a couple books on fisting, throw some hate speech online, email some donors about the gays ruining straight life, and call it a day. Man that's a cushy job.

I am always curious to see what the total amount of money wasted in promoting shit like this is in America (or even the world for that matter). I bet it's a vulgar amount....mmmmm so vulgar...can't even read this out loud..mmmMMMmm..oh my... *licks finger to turn page*...

I don't know what I love more: his hair or the backdrop.

How does Danny Hart sit down with BALLS that BIG! ...every sport needs to be announced by these guys

"forget global warming, this is global frying "
....OOOoooohh, BUURRRNNNN

Yeah ok creationists are dumb as fuck - we get it - but this narrator failing to ridicule the idea that a great flood (from which this raptor was apparently fleeing) would probably not leave the eggs resting in neat lines anyway, also hurts my head.

This needs to get turned into a VISA commercial with a voice over by Morgan Freeman