I wonder if he actually turned himself to hit feet first on purpose. Dude must be livin' right, becuase he ended up with a concussion, a bruised lung and a bruised liver. Pretty amazing considering the slam.

*undead !!!

pretty intense

Shenanigans!

AAAAAAAAA++++++++. Delivered perfectly in a timely fashion!

No dice with the sift right now. What gives?

Effing sweet!

Yeah, I always steal extra basketballs from the machine next to mine before I even start. Anything less than five is a waste of time.

Terrible translation that makes this even more enjoyable.

A chiquitito mammoth queria to fly
it proved and it proved and podia not to fly
a popcorn its friend the quizo to help
and of a fifth floor it made it jump
jajaja and that step?
mierdaaaaaaa
the mammoth became mierdaaaaaaa(*3)

A chiquitito mammoth queria to smoke
it proved and it proved and podia not to smoke
a dog its friend the quizo to help
and five hundred cigarettes made him smoke
and that step?
cancerrr
to the mammoth it gave him cancer(*3)


A mammoth chiquitiko queria to take
it proved and it proved and podia not to take
a bear its friend the quizo to help
and one hundred liters of wisky made it take
and that step?
cirrhosis
to the mammoth it gave him cirrosis(*3)

A chiquitito mammoth queria to debotar
it proved and it proved and podia not to debotar
a donkey its friend the quizo to help
and with one hundred prostitutas it made it debotar
oh and that step?
AIDS
to the mammoth it gave him sida(*3)

A mammoth chiquitiko queria to drug itself
it proved and it proved and podia not to drug itself
a cat its friend the quizo to help
and ten lines of cocaine made it prove
eh and that step?
overdose
the mammoth with sobredosis(*3)

Stallone was good in this and Cop Land. That's pretty much it. Well, he rocked as Cobra, too.

Someone played a little too much Alpha Centauri back in the day.

What I like most about this movie is the fact that there aren't ten million cuts in every scene. Puts Michael Bay to shame.

I wonder how big that table is. When we go out we play on a nine-footer. Now that's a bear!

I call shenanigans!

Tragedy.