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Karl Rove - Forecasting the 2008 Presidential Election
More wisdom from the quantumretard.
Jesus Loves You (conditionally)
If it's a stupid argument, what's your answer to it?
"Ah-ha. Ze laser fields. Well..." - from Ocean's Twelve
It's official; Rotty hates everyone and everything.
Anyway, this is a little puzzling out of context; the whole point of the scene was to make fun of him for going to such elaborate physical means to get the Egg, when Ocean's crew did it very simply and plainly.
Roger Clemens has a problem (Sift Talk Post)
It's not from one of the authorized hosts, but I thought it was funny enough to warrant a place on the site.
Roger Clemens has a problem (Sift Talk Post)
I didn't get the J.T. Snow reference, either - until I read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J.T._Snow#Two_memorable_moments_with_the_Giants
In the 2002 World Series as Snow was scoring in Game 5 off a Kenny Lofton triple, he swooped up by the back of the jacket and carried off the batboy, 3-year-old Darren Baker. The young batboy and son of then Giants’ manager Dusty Baker was at home plate to collect Lofton's bat before the play was completed. This turned into a touching and memorable incident but easily could have resulted in disaster with a small child wandering into the path of Snow and David Bell as they both barreled home to score. Following the incident with Darren Baker, Major League Baseball required batboys and girls to be at least nine years of age.
Tonight we dine in San Diego
I have no doubt that this is exactly how Republicans see the world.
Harold And Kumar Meet Neil Patrick Harris
Even funnier considering Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet not too long ago.
Harold and Kumar 2 Trailer
You beat me by 15 hours and change.
This looks very funny.
Al Franken 1-Up's Ann Coulter
It's not terribly difficult to outwit Ann Coulter.
"I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With" trailer
Mmm, Sarah Silverman and Bonnie Hunt in the same movie.
I would give Bonnie the best two minutes of her life.
Foux De Fa Fa by Flight of the Conchords
Just like you.
Fox News Host Mocks Jon Stewart's 9/11 Response
There is no "satire" in this, just mean-spiritedness. Stewart satirizes those on both sides of the aisle who deserve mockery through their foolery.
I can't say I'm surprised intellectual giants like John Gibson (or Rotty, for that matter) don't know the difference.
Teenage Male Interprative Urban Dance With Ottoman
I first saw this on The Daily Show - apparently, these morons fancy themselves male gigolos and offer their "services" via these unintentionally hilarious videos on their YouTube and MySpace pages.
Al Gore = Scaremonger
OK, even if global warming is a complete farce (which it isn't), what's wrong with conservation? What's wrong with reducing pollution that you and your children breathe and drink? What's wrong with reducing our dependence on Middle Eastern oil?
Let me get this straight - conservatives want to lecture liberals on scare tactics?!? Give me a fucking break.
Stormin' Norm-isms from Cheers
My favorite:
NORM: "What's goin' on, Mr. Peterson?"
WOODY: "Let's talk about what's going IN Mr. Peterson."