A real man always goes FULL Windsor!

GENIUS!

There is a special place in hell for Arc Music Factory.

Oh hell, I'm hungry now.

Best. Christmas. Ever.

"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

It... I don't... what is...

Love my niggaz but where's my reindeer?

Strangely, I really don't feel the slightest bit guilty about that.

But I feel like I probably should... and that makes me feel somewhat guilty.

Who the hell puts a speed bump in the middle of an intersection!?

Fantastic game.

But he's totally right, the "stay on the island" ending sucks horribly. I won't spoil it though. Once you get to the end your can try 'em both out yourself.

"The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago, and there has been no follow up."

I'm a Christian and I TOTALLY approve of this tactic.

I feel like we need a *waitforit tag around here...

"I like to keep a distance from things that are red and scary..."

...so what the hell does she do during shark week?