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I for one can't wait to return small village life in a world free of highways, airplanes, locally enforced regional prejudices, discrimination, and xenophobia. I look forward to the day when my local council of elders vote on whether or not the village will give into the demands of the wandering warlord currently attacking us.

I love the computer-desk athletes complaining about how unimpressive this is.
I'm sure you can rocket-jump or cast magic missile much better.

I am sad that mario never jumped off a building and caught a flagpole to slow his descent.

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According to Paul, the rapture was supposed to happen within the lifetimes of many of the apostles.
apparently punctuality is not one of Yeshua's strong points.


1 Thessalonians 4:15-17
For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. ... Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.


Don't believe in god? it's because god forces you to not believe. Free will is an illusion.

2 Thessalonians
2:11 God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.
2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

I don't remember that scene from Forrest Gump. perhaps they've already done a remake?


also, FEAR FEAR FEAR, FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR.

I fear the TSA more than I fear "terrorists".

He-Man says no to the TSA.
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wow, what a ripe, juicy target. all those people crammed into one tight space. how does fire code allow that? whatever idiot deemed that to be necessary for "security" deserves to be beaten and fired.

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you can go blind doing that.

upvote for gigantic oversized head.

keyboard cat is dead. this is either a zombie cat, or an imposter.

*beg

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