fuck, this looks stupid.

yikes.

i don't know, but thanks for censoring yourself. the last thing the internet needs is a bunch of hooligans running their mouth! i get enough of that sort of language down at my local whorehouse, thank you very much.

i like how they chose a little fat kid, too

hilariously poor choice of music, though.

i also didn't want to know what a giant cyst looks like, but the thumbnail took care of that for me.

>> ^budzos:

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^budzos:
You guys are right. I'm an asshole. The chimp is clearly a mechanical engineer.

I don't disagree with what you said, but i think you've made yourself look twice as stupid as anyone else here by saying it so aggressively.
But yeah, you're right as well. Clearly you're a chimp telepath.

Aw boo-hoo.


yo, dawg, i heard you like sarcasm, so i put some sarcasm in your sarcasm so you can sarcasm while you sarcasm.

>> ^Kesavaram:

>> ^EMPIRE:
SO... FUCKING... FAKE.
Where to start?
-The obviously not cop/military van.
-The obviously shitty looking bomb disposal robot (this seems to be in israel. They probably have the best bomb disposal robots on the planet. That looks like someone took an RC car and attached an airsoft shotgun to the front, and one of those fake surveillance cams on the top.
-The paint cans which somehow managed to spray paint the whole bus stop with a single shot, precisely when the camera points down.
-The fact that they were standing, no more than 20/30 meters from a potential bomb, and the cop? somehow seems to think that's enough.
etc.. etc..
edit: after a second viewing, even the shotgun fire is completely fake and digital.

Doesn't look fake to me, I live in Jerusalem and have witnessed more than a few "Bag frags". The van is equipped with surveillance gear and is meant to look like an average van.
- The shity robot is shity indeed,but real, did you expect a huge Mech?
- The robot fires bursts of rounds to make sure it doesn't miss areas in the bag itself, not single shots
- didn't see a problem with distance or the cops behaviour, to me, the fact that the camera man ducked and missed the actual explosion shows that he was genuinly afraid.


you forgot to hit the sarcasm button. the fact that you think the ducking at the end was genuine fear is hilarious. they did that so they wouldn't have to do a complete computer-generated explosion, because it would have looked just as fake as the paint and smoke does when he brings the camera back up. christ, just look at the muzzle flash at 0:54.

doesn't work at all for me.

you should throw in the bean bag round factoid into the actual description. for a second there i was thinking they were actually firing buckshot into the crowd.

i like how they increased the frame rate to give it that sitcom camera look.

heroine is the miracle cure for hair loss, apparently.

oh man, they could have made it even more impressive by adding more zeroes. 500.000000000000000

these peppers have a maximum of like 500 on the scoville scale (3k+ for jalapeno peppers, for a comparison). what a total wuss.