Both my cats become paralyzed with a harness or cat clothes. Wasn't my idea.

I would much rather see every police brutality video exposed in the news then the news waste time on stories that don't matter.

If you don't like them, (A) do something about it, or (B) just keep your eyes shut until you die or it happens to you or someone you care about. Option A goes away with excessive use of option B as history will show you.

>> ^Sagemind:

Since the average is always made up from 100%
Half of the schools will always be 50% (or depending on the numbers, very close).
And the "Better" the schools are doing, the margin gets slimmer that it could be less than 50%
Some schools would have to be doing VERY bad indeed if you wanted to say "60% of the schools are ABOVE average."


I could have 99 students in a class getting 90% and 1 student getting 89%, and I can say that almost all (but not all) students are above class average. The same could also be said if the two percentages I used were 10% and 9% respectively.

Often when coworkers are chatty near my desk, when I hear a compliment I'll shout out in a Will Robinson style "Warning! Warning! Sarcasm detected!"

Now that the deer have had tasted flesh (and it tasted good), they'll be after us next. They already know how to catch us by simply standing on any road.

We're doomed!

How does it turn at an intersection?

I like how the logo on the front of the car is all rusty.... in a commercial. I just they couldn't find a Ford logo without rust on it.

*rimshot*

The harmony that comes from multiple versions of the same person always sounds odd to me.

>> ^solecist:

>> ^Stingray:
Ummm... so what happened to the person holding that camera?

i'd be more concerned about the tiny cars driving DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE TSUNAMI


Tsunami or no tsunami, if I'm late for work one more time I'll be fired! I already used up my tsunami excuse anyway.

WTF.

It was a blurry picture. If you didn't tell anyone you fell in a water fountain, and then didn't say "Yes! That was me!", there would of been no damage done. Nobody would be saying "Hey! Are you that lady that fell in the fountain?". Your life would be just normal.

Opportunity is here: You can ride the viral train, learn to laugh at yourself, and enjoy the mini celebrity train, OR you can sue, make an ass of yourself, get a load of people talking trash about you for a slim chance that you might get paid. Too bad she took the low road.

Wake me when the sport moves to girls only... like many other gymnastic sports.

Why not just go pure evil and scatter land mines across the border?

Or

Go pure good and take the same amount of money it took to build this fence and invest in making Mexico a better place.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

What do you call one of these then?

Perhaps he meant to say "Not quite a map because it is not a static image."

>> ^doogle:

"get a fork and a lasso" haha


Its not what you think. He's getting all MacGyver. 1 Fork, 1 Lasso, 1 Electric Eel corpse, 31 twigs = A-Bomb