MY CAT'S NAME IS GIMLI!!!!!

Stupid fucking kid naming the bird wrong! Shoulda named it JESUS!!!!

Or, how to teach your kids to torture animals!

Up into seventh gear there? Also, no double clutch on the downshift?

operation foreskin

I'm a 5th year ~junior at Georgia Tech. I just (at 10:30am) finished my first semester studying mechanical engineering.

Anyway, I have a job in a lab doing research and product testing. My boss has always allowed me to put school first, i.e. I sent them an email monday saying I wouldn't be coming in this week for finals.

So it's flexible and field related. HOT DAMN! Employed consecutively for 5 years.

On the downside, they sort of fired my dad.

The crane on Georgia Tech campus (they're doing construction) didn't look like it had that "shroud" to hoist itself up, but it looked like it had the place to attach it.

The obvious solution:

Atheist Chase Car Ad - Chase Car Ad

Imagine

*beg

i've listened to this like 50 times....i need a midi controller

i've done it only to save water by giving it the double duty of washing my hands, and my piss off of the bowl.
also, since your piss doesn't hit water at terminal velocity, you leave the bathroom with no specs of piss on the floor or your feet or w/e.

The "inverted photo" of the naked woman is a forgery.

better than $1b buried in the backyard

*parody
of Major General's Song

Annie Hall

"Just about everyone's favorite Woody Allen movie."