fap fap fap.

Ellen is becoming the next Oprah.

Rottweiler: Hey! That's my bitch!

Bring a baseball bat next time.

>> ^dannym3141:

Seagulls chase me when i go for a run. English coast. When i run past where they nest, they're on me dive-bombing and swooping until i'm a good distance down the road.

Man those on board cameras are stable. And that infrared camera is pretty badass.

I wish Mad TV was back. They had some good sketches and talent on that show. Hard to say the same for SNL these days.

I'm sure I can do a lot of things to change her mind to not sleep with me. *fart*

>> ^Payback:

Game is bullshit. Studies have shown (ya ya I can't find one but I've read them) that a sober woman has decided to, or not, sleep with you within the first 5 seconds and no amount of game will change that.

Wow that's fast!

Maybe wear a helmet...

That wasn't a real lens. It was the Canon promo mug that looked like a lens. So no worries.

If it wasn't for the YT comment and Louie CK, I wouldn't have watched this.

Second angle was so much more entertaining and really shows how dangerous it was. haha

*beg

*promote

He said he would like to take master classes. He obviously can't afford them.

Tearjerker all the way.