Everyone's a sissy when being charged by a gorilla.

First mistake, offering to buy the woman a drink. Don't give her the satisfaction you are immediately hung up over her and are willing to shell out money. He should have negged her from the start. "say that's a really nice diaper bag you have..." Get her laughing, and get her to buy you a drink.

wowewee. Ending is shhwing!

At least she gets good hand jobs.

*kill

Hahaha lol. Its funny because it's true. ::wipes tear::

Interesting how, what,every line of 3P0's dialouge was limited to repeat trilogy lines? I guess it was part of the deal.

*kill

EVERYONE, the lion takes a pee at 1:17. Check it.

Virgins, Roll out !

Consider the implications of a version of minecraft, being programed by minecraft. Paradox?

It's a miracle.

Viral Advert for Office MAx.

1. I can just tell by look at the digging, if they went a few more inches down, there would be lots of oil all over the place. I wish they would say, Yeap, there is tons of oil under the sand, its a mess don't go digging in it.

2. I LOLed at the dude who said "Are you looking for Oil product?" Who the F says " Oil product. "

errrrr,mmmmmm. Sir are you looking for Oil product? What a geek-neck.

Thou Shalt clone Zlata.