They backed up so fast, the snow started falling upwards.

Look, a monkey using a tool!

Obviously, the boss is behind the wheel.

Bonus points for plastering her all over the wall of that little hut. Nice, subtle touch there.

*commercial

edit: Guh. Maybe someone more prestigious can add that tag.

That tape around the wrists - I don't see her doing muscle-ups or anything else that would help with. And a clean is not supposed to involve you doing a bicep curl, people!

Call me an optimist, but I just wanted to point out it's possible the lady is a refined connoisseur of the occult and/or brain-devouring corpses, and not a racist douchebag at all. No comment on the likelihood of that.

C'mon folks. Vodou, anyone? You know, West African magic, where the word 'zombi' comes from in the first place? Even in the popular entertainment context, I do believe the first zombies in film were from Haiti.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie

That's not a swing, this is a swing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gI1uus5F5C8

These "village swings" as they were called were quite commong in eastern Finland and Estonia. They could be, and were, swung all the way around as here, only you'd be standing... Couldn't find footage of that, unfortunately.

Nowadays they're somewhat rare, as they're considered dangerous due to the rather great momentum you can achieve with a big swing. Also, as there is nothing to guarantee the swingers actually stay on the swing, you could get mangled pretty badly if things went wrong.

Incidentally, the Baltic countries apparently have a competitive swinging scene, where the objective is to sping as long as swing as possible fully around. The current men's record holder is one Andrus Aasamäe from Estonia, having managed the feat on a swing with a length from the pivot of 702 cm...

Wait, you guys have TV sets?

For all that they imply this is suitable for all climates, I don't think this would work where I live. The huge windows alone would seem to make this inefficient for a climate where winter temperatures regularly drop to -30 centigrade... I heard the word "heating" once, but I don't see where that fits in here? All electric?

Also, I think it's great people are working on this kind of thing, but 30,000 USD for a small compromise house doesn't sound all that cheap to me. Again, local issues apply, but I'm pretty sure I can just buy a house actually designed for the location and climate it's in for not that much more than that here. Provided I'm willing to move into the sticks, that is. If location matters, then it's the cost of acquiring a plot that is the first sticking point...

Seems like we need more traitors, then.

This is some kind of viral, right? Seems like a good way to become an ex-attendant, climbing on customers' cars like that.

Wow, a lot of vitriol directed at someone deciding to stop doing what they no longer want to do!

I'll just leave this here:
http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2013-08-27-watterson.jpg

Explosive hips!