If you watch carefully, his identical twin takes his place everytime he says the word rope.

All of this left lane-right lane organization of traffic is only needed because people are not very good at driving. In 10 years or so, when most vehicles are self-driving, we will see a perfect ballet of cars and trucks dancing in optimized harmony. Well, that would be great.

F*ck rubberbands, I want that router!

I don't get it, but I get it.

He simply used what he had 'on hand'.

Related info : https://youtu.be/MsRCtrc4MeI

This is serious shit.

I am no engineer, but could they install some kind of latch doors system that can isolate a section if there is a pressure problem ? Of course the trains in the area would be stopped whenever these latches are used... Every 5km or such.

With this system, he cannot ever come home drunk .

Dude, you ain't no Attenboro British Sir animal guy. Cut off the stupid bear documentary , and GTFO!!!

Wow! so bad, it's good.
I stopped counting fallacies halfway through.

more cowbell!

I so hope someone finds out if the phone call was indeed work related.

OmG.. Reminds me of the Nintendo allnighters at a friend's apartment in the old days. PIzza and poutine. Old NES plugged into the CRT TV.

Good thing they were thirsty and not hungry!