From the looks of it, the bird was doing him a favor.

I'm at a loss for words. It's almost like Fox saw the effectiveness of Obama's grassroots mobilization, and said 'me too!'. Thank goodness this psycho couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

Couldn't agree more. So much great footage ruined by brain damaged writers. How the mighty have fallen.

Never have I seen a clip more deserving of *terrible.

That background music was odd. Kinda reminded me of Night Rider.

OMEFG! Kill it with fire!

So... angry...
Make your voice heard.
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I've seen seals in the Galapagos play with puffer fish like balls, and it was cute. However, when I see this douchenozzle, it makes me think he deserves a face full of Humboldt squid.

Staged as all hell. The kid had a pillow under his shirt. Either he really wants to be a mommy, or he wanted to cushion his 'wipeout'. I bet this kid was angling for a new tv.

1/2 cup flour
1ts salt
2/3 cup water

This has become a staple recipe. Thanks!

Time to *requeue this when people are actually awake.

They sure rushed in quickly to take away that sword, probably realizing he's liable to hurt himself.

*dead

Can you say helium?

Ah, ya beat me to it. Well, here's a quote from the submitter at Metacafe:
"Snowball is a medium sulphur crested Eleanora cockatoo and he loves to dance and sing. He loves the Back Street Boys. No one taught Snowball to dance...he just heard this... More» song and suddenly felt like dancing. We're all jealous because he can outdance each one of us...nobody likes a show off! When he's really in the mood, he dances and sings. And at the end of the performance he takes a bow or two or twenty!! Enjoy the show"