mama always said marry a doctor

i miss having a president who is actually able to laugh

is that even mentally possible?

omg where can i get one?

sc rocks

tim burton even had a cameo

the outfits make it fab

David say's "diffrent people each show" which is not true. I saw the show in my city on tour twice, and it was the exact same dude each night.

they need to grow more melons, or more kids this stupid?

it's so stupid it's funny

h - o - t ! ! !

i dont' get it, why is there a pussy in that mans pants?

i wonder how that girl feels about causing a car crash?

or his date does (wink wink)

two words:
who
cares?