wtf? no texas sift up???? you don't want to smoke a joint with me and choggie and listen to our beautiful coon ass poetry and eat our delicious baked goods??? also, we give amazing hugs.
we might be abrasive on the internet, but it's totally a front to how soft and cuddly we are on the inside. >> ^dag:

What the hell! Where's your dedication? Where are you at MG? I may be swinging by Austin on my travels. >> ^MarineGunrock:
. Six hours (one way) is a long drive for drinks. Maybe next time!

check my history, i TOTALLY predicted this months ago.

jesus, are we still talking about this???



also, i think i just scrolled past something about my comment reading like favoritism. just to clarify, none of you are my favorites. if burdy banned you all tomorrow, i'd just go back to reading my little book about safe sex through the ages and farting on this stability ball.

except that's not the narrative that will make it to fox viewers,

i watched mr. becks last show today, he spent like 15 minutes comparing his 21 minute monologues written by 2 people to stewarts 6 minute monologue written by 20 people or some nonsense.... >> ^rychan:

>> ^aaronfr:
Never realized that he was actually decent at impersonations. Probably because he is alwys so self-deprecating after he tries to pull them off.

Yeah, that was an impressive collection. And more importantly, it absolutely shuts down Fox News's point -- you can't possibly claim Stewart is singling out Cain. Stewart's impression might be offensive, but Stewart is an equal opportunity offender.

1. i don't care which religion you giggle at. or don't. whatever.

2. I only get irritated when religious people talk shit about mormons.

3. i dont get irritated when people without religious affiliations talk shit about mormons.

4. i'm just glad to see farhad in this thread.

5. don't fuck with the jains. they're beautiful. their thousands of years old tenets also resemble some kind of primitive metaphor for what would become quantum mechanics. i love them more than life itself.

i'm currently scrubbing my vagina into oblivion with a brillo pad.

to prove a fact during a political argument with my conservative mother, i googled the topic and pointed out the 7 webpages at the top of the list that confirmed my statement.... she told me google was a left wing conspiracy...

that's how brilliant they are. even the 1 most place everyone else goes to verify/fact check what they hear.. is going to tell what you heard from this right wing media outlet is less than true, but only because of its obvious liberal bias.

did you see the dyke march sign?? i loved it.

so that dude looks like the dude who currently lives on my couch.

why does he live on my couch, you might ask?
because he was a non-violent cocaine user as a 20 year old and now, 7 years later, noone will let him lease an apartment or give him any of the decently paying tech jobs he is highly qualified for.

/fuck the penal system

bobknights a dick and all to be sure.

on one hand, i'm not big fan of banning. and think trolls are better left on ignore. getting banned from videosift doesn't make anyone less of a racist trolling dick wad.

on the other hand, that guys a dick and blatantly racist speech is technically prohibited by site rules.

so.. /me meh

this just makes me think about what chris hedges says about how we can only tolerate so much intolerance.

there are other, non narcotic, ways to alleviate pain in the chronically ill. unfortunately, minarchists dont think health care is a right, the prescription drug industry doesn't want alternatives to dope accepted as legitimate practice, and i can't afford to work for free all day.

massages baby, massages. >> ^burdturgler:

>> ^peggedbea:
i learned the art and joy of bartering services with associates.
free medical care, free accounting, free oil changes, free pot, free babysitting, free coffee, free massages, free hair cuts ftw! now all i need is a good dentist!!

I can't get people to do the shit that I actually pay them to do. What services are you exchanging for all of this? The mind wobbles ..

i learned the art and joy of bartering services with associates.

free medical care, free accounting, free oil changes, free pot, free babysitting, free coffee, free massages, free hair cuts ftw! now all i need is a good dentist!!

were you and i not watching the same video? >> ^chilaxe:

The reason he doesn't tell Muslim jokes is because there aren't any? Can't be a very smart comedian.

like i said, the cop-hate isn't personal. and it's not even really about this particular event. i know some cops personally, i don't hate them at all.
it's a societal paradigm that makes these things possible.
sure, that dude's unstable and a jackass. he handled it totally wrong. but cop lights = punishment in the modern pysche. living in a punishment/coercion paradigm make us all a little sick in the head. do you NOT get a sick feeling in your stomache whenever you see a cop flash his lights at you?

edit: the "quote" function broke so... @MarineGunrock