eh he's not doing anything original or funny. roasts are an easy target. it's a lot harder to actually write good material than to just mock something stupid.

i think norm mcdonald sucks.

i hated Up In The Air.

i can't wait for the revolution so we can take everyone with a sarah palin bumper sticker and throw them all off a cliff, like they did in spain in 1936. that's how you treat fascists.

what could he possibly say to the guy? what could anyone say? either youre insane and you believe in an invisible flying immortal jewish zombie or you don't. there's not really a lot to talk about

i watched this dvd from netflix a few months ago and it left me thinking about it for days

why is he hedging the bets on whether the data is in?

IT'S IN.

by the time we get to 9f degrees warmer, entire countries will disappear, most of the largest cities in the world will be uninhabitable, and our fragile modern civilization, dependent on transport, energy and natural resources, will break down completely. if we are lucky, humans will be living in medieval conditions in the few temperate places left on earth, trying to survive the constant weather super-disasters caused by the massive increase in atmospheric energy.

if we are NOT lucky, we will set off feedback loops: changing albedo, jet stream reversals, melting and decomposing permafrost, decreasing co2 absorption by plankton as the acidity of the ocean causes plankton co2 absorption to decrease (these effects have already been seen - plus who knows what might happen that we haven't even thought of). these could push the earth into a permanent greenhouse environment like jupiter, with surface temperatures of 900 degrees.

but god forbid a journalist should ruffle anyone's feathers. better play it safe

why did they use a pistol? how could they possibly align the barrel with such precision that it would be exactly level?

and i can't tell if 4/100ths of a second difference means it was or was not "busted"

i always root for the mammal in every fight! GO TEAM MAMMAL!

video is broken though

that was interesting but i would still eat that burger, pins, dye, cardboard and all

america's high crime rate is due to our crappy selfish citizenry who vote against social services and allow massive wealth inequality.

people don't normally want to live a life of crime, but when you take away all their other options, what's left?

i was very distracted by the annoying noise of her accessories clicking together

i always like videos about skills and technology. like the video of the guys repairing a railroad line a few weeks ago

jim norton expressed his opinions, whether you disagree with him or not

jesse ventura just acted like a 5 year old "LALALA I WASN'T LISTENING" and being sarcastic because he can't address norton's points with logic

what an asshole

the most important lesson is: if the fucking fbi shows up at your door asking to look on your computer, tell them to come back with a warrant. if they had followed that common sense advice it probably never would have happened.

this was the very best part of the movie Comedians of Comedy