gotta choose one or the other or the two will cancel out and neither will succeed! which video has the most negative votes so far?

Mistkäs'? Leerdammer

Might I suggest
http://videosift.com/video/Baroque-Androids-Automata-and-Watches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5C8-Y8FGbM

Thumbnail screams viral

this is better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYLq0zUMN0A

That monkey seems ridiculously intelligent though. I wonder, if he just found some money in the road, would he be smart enough to take it to a nearby vending machine for some grub? Almost seems like he could get a job and participate in the economy. Or maybe he's just been trained to perform a very specific set of actions in order...

Tunging wimmen in the theatre?? Ahh civilization!

Now I want to see it again from 27 slightly different angles.

5min/day ≈ 30.5hours/year
According to the (stupid) "10,000-Hour Rule" you'd need about 328 years at that rate to become an expert (admittedly, the video only says "be excellent").

And no to all questions, but I'm at best half human

"Video removed by user"

Anyway, I'd like to see a video on how Americans say "Eichhörnchen"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVQwlKRDKOA

^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yii7G3p5Sic

Leica cameras are not made in Asia but in Germany (including assembly by hand).
The one in this video is a very limited edition of only 100 units made and costs 40000 Euros.

translate subtitles russian->english, 1:56
:-P