I hate you, Maxim-sift, and wish I had a bronze star right now.

This is what we get when McG realized he needed some kind of work product to write off the thousands of dollars he spent on Japanese maid-cafes and hentai.

"Bioware effect" is spot on, and I love how he showed it with his little movie maker people.

Well, I am 6'5" and flew twice every week for work for a few years, and I can tell you that seeing a fat person come down the aisle looking in my direction as (s)he is searching for the appropriate seat was one of my biggest concerns flying. If you check in online and use seatguru.com you can usually get some extra legroom in the right seats. Nothing you do, however, will alleviate the hell of sweaty odoriferous undulating rolls of girth spilling over into your personal space from your temporary neighbor.

>> ^MilkmanDan:
I'm tall, but not extreme percentile tall -- about 6'2". When I fly, some fat (like, really fat) person overflowing into my seat is way down on my concerns list, which goes a little something like this:
1. Some inconsiderate bastard in the seat in front of me decides that they will be a little more comfortable by reclining their headrest to a position about 3 inches in front of my nose, which leaves me short on breathing room AND legroom. Reclining my own seat relieves the breathing room issue but does so at the expense of the person behind me (which I hate to do), and the lack of leg/knee room remains.
2. Some old woman or young guy decides that riding in a cramped cattle car is the perfect time to wear a full gallon of perfume/cologne. I'm pretty highly anti-'fragrances' in general, and any prolonged exposure to even light applications of perfume or cologne tend to give me a headache. So, being inches away from someone that smells like they bathe in the shit puts me into a "HULK SMASH!" mood pretty quick.
3. Screaming baby. I understand that it can't be avoided sometimes. I know that pressure changes in the cabin affect younger kids eardrums and sinuses in ways that can be painful -- I used to have the same problem. But the parents that immediately give it up as a lost cause and give you dirty looks like "yeah, I know my kid is producing more decibels of sound than the jet engine outside, but I'm not even going to make an effort to try to calm them down" bother me.
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4,016. Being seated next to a bloated sack of protoplasm.

FYI - the same technique can be used to identify trannies.

Nobody will ever read this far down in the comments.

Yes, but can he keep his hairline from receding?! ADVANTAGE: ME!

Upvote for his jacket. I finally know what became of my parents' old curtains.

I always wonder how people react when they see themselves appear in anonymous stock footage like this - especially with news stories on obesity. Imagine a long day at work, finally put the kids to bed, being a good citizen and watching the news to keep abreast of your world - and seeing a zoomed in picture of your gut and ass while a reporter talks about how obesity is increasing the nation's medical expenses.

"I love you THIS much!"

I guarantee they have never had a repeat DUI in the area.

>> ^Lithic:
He's possessed! Start reading at Psalm 41 and don't stop, I'll get the holy water!


Possessed cat is possessed.

If this is not a *viral Samsung ad for incredibly thin and super great LED TVs I will personally eat your first born child.

There are (from what I've read) 5 worlds in this game. He completed one of them. I know he's supposed to bash the games, but anyone can just spout uninformed opinion. He loses even more credibility for "reviewing" a game he played only 20% of.

Yep, I thought so. Same guy that did the Metal Gear Awesome videos.