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Florida's Mental Health - Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
cryptoz says...Need a block sam b button...
Massive Alligator Crosses Golf course
cryptoz says...+1 fake
Samantha Bee - North Carolina 2010 election consequences
cryptoz says...yes, end gender segregation! men deserve clean washrooms too!
The Blackest Black
cryptoz says...it is grown on a material at 400 C if you had a material like that it would probably not be very comfortable... plus the light becomes 100% heat so i guess it feels like a fry pan in the sun.
This is the first thought in my head every time this tech pops up in the news.
Every Frame A Painting - Coen Brothers - Shot | Reverse Shot
cryptoz says...*quality
Toto's 'Africa' by Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard
cryptoz says...So pretentious, it's blinding.
Fixed fix for you.
Corden and Adele in Carpool Karaoke
cryptoz says...yep, sad they lead with that. I stuck around past that and was really entertained.
Sifters have heard that fucking song TO DEATH.
Two Strangers Play A Piano Duet In Paris Train Station
cryptoz says...I say fake, guy didn't ask to play, walked up hard, piano is not a carry on, etc
How to Open a Master Lock with No Key or Special Tools
cryptoz says...check for same date of manufacture. have you picked a lock yet?... helps understand tension of hold and varied force of taps to move tumblers.
I dunno...I've spent more than five minutes rapping away, exactly how he does it in the video. And nothing.
That is Dog Shit
cryptoz says...yep I'll go with this and +1 fake
Not sure it's real. The puke made it seem real, but because he turns and fills the camera I imagined the guy drinking something to fake throwing up. Also: who doesn't smell something strange they're told to eat before they put it in their mouths?
The "Implication"
cryptoz says...I wonder where they found a hardware store... haven't seen one of those in forever
We Were Promised Jetpacks
cryptoz says...looks like no landing method, just a parachute. possibly no takeoff except from aircraft already in flight.
5 Year Old Girl Hypnotizes Animals To Sleep In Seconds
cryptoz says...nice, put down a horse like that
cryptoz (Member Profile)
cryptoz says...haha, np
I was trying for funny on multiple levels but probably didn't even get a smile
is there egg on my face?
i feel there is egg on my face.
had no idea that was from a movie,
so ...you got me.you got the tater.
Daylight Saving Time 101
cryptoz says...lol, ok dude you keep advancing your clock an hour and leave it at that.
What do you mean "one part"? There's only one part to DST.
"Daylight saving time (DST) or summer time is the practice of advancing clocks during summer months by one hour so that in the evening daylight is experienced an hour longer, while sacrificing normal sunrise times."