aw, why'd you have to go a blow your whole call to dignity by misspelling "humanity's"?

I'd be surprised if a white guy from San Francisco would get all hill-billy, ching-chongy like this. I mean, SF is 40% Asian. One would know better.

I just finished the SIlmarillion and that question was a soft ball for a master like Colbert. Of course the elves know her as "Elbereth, kindler of the stars."

I thought he was going to say Brits are genuinely meaner, but I guess that's just in everyday conversation

it did look like it was crawling on its knees there in the middle

Not too sure about that guy's pedagogy there... besides the poking the little girl in the head technique, it's very difficult to get a child to repeat something if you don't shut the fuck up for a second.

He talked about his hard life, but he sang about the criminal injustice system we got here which criminalizes race and locks up a 1/4 of all black men

>> ^xxovercastxx:

I couldn't help but notice that almost every time it blinks, it does so one eye at a time rather than both together.


and the cute ears independently twitching

somebody's owner clearly watches a lot of Star Wars

I'm a teacher and I've never, EVER heard of someone being jailed for truancy. Must be a Texas thang...

jeez, no contest. I felt pity and a little frustration with that buffalo. What were they even fighting over?

false advertising: I was expecting to see a great cat, like a puma or a jagular, terrorizing a neighborhood, but this is merely an awesome housecat

>> ^probie:

I've always wondered why there were 360 degrees in a circle.


I was just making the case to a cousin and my father a couple of months ago that I figured a circle had 360 degrees because the circle of the year just about had 360 days! My skeptic scientific dad was cool with it, but my French cousin poopoo'd it, or whatever dismissive sound they make in French...

wow. still smiling.

are you talking about this mindhead?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/09/homophobia-people-same-sex-attraction-study_n_1412306.html