I don't know why I like these bits so much (maybe it's the spot on Obama impression), but I just do.

How stoned are you right now?

Love it!

Wait, hold on, Curb Your Enthusiasm is actually coming back?!?!

Did I miss an announcement?

To me this was a double win!

Now THIS is how you deal with a proper boggart!

...I'm just imagining Severus Snape in an old lady's jacket and roller skates right about now!

I knew it! I knew dinosaurs were real!

*nsfw

I normally don't like jumping in to these political fights, but come on, please stop propagating the term "fake news" as a term for news you don't like versus actual fake news websites.

There's no way any of us should allow that term to enter in to the public lexicon the way Republicans are trying to co-opt it for their agenda.

Knock it off. Words have meaning. Quit redefining terms just for your own liking.

*nsfw

She's so damn slimy.

So why the crap did his car not fold up in to a briefcase?

I demand answers!

Yes, but how is a Plumbus made?

*nsfw

Could they not get Joaquin Phoenix to do this commercial?

These bits are priceless.

That parrot is not dead, it's resting.