So the cat steps on its own turds and pee and tracks litter everywhere, and then rubs its eyes without washing first!

Like lawyers in court, sports are usually about who is the best actor anyway

Good post.

I was in a KFC once and a guy was having an episode. In a back corner yelling gibberish while the other guy he was with just kept eating. The cashier said she was going to call the police, sheesh. People are pretty ignorant.

Then there are folks who think it means they cuss, boneheads.

Then again I did see a pic a while back called "mute torrurett" and was a guy holding up a sign with the word "CUNT" on it, that was funny

Lady: "Yes he's been shot!"

911: "Does he need an ambulance?"

Durrr

He said ArchiBALD cocks

Tee hee

oh god i can barely breathe

Lexy has nice tits

Your cat likes to bite the bubbles?

My brother likes to bite the ones in the bathtub

"Then came the Source Awards and knocked us off completely"

The Source is a rag that glorifies rap and hip-hop culture. The award show has turned into a hot spot for gang violence. Not even shown on tv anymore IIRC.

I think Doug Stanhope put it pretty well.

Let's say you come from another planet, therefore you've never heard of the Bible. Never heard of religion. Never heard of evolution. Had no pre-conception of the background of humans or the world.

You go into a used bookstore and find a copy of the Bible.

You can seriously say that once you finished reading it that you would say that it makes perfect sense and explains the history of the world?

Or would you say that it is just a fiction book along with the Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys books you read.

Knowing nothing else of history, why would the Bible be the one that is right, rather than say the encyclopedias? Because the encyclopedia has pictures and therefore can't be right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftg1EtdgbHI

Europe!

Some units should be under $5k this year. Not this fancy, but some that will do 5"x5"x5" stuff. Some article I was reading said that they will eventually be as common as regular printers are today in small businesses.

Looks like the same guy that did Trigger Happy TV

Starts to arc at 100 yards? The worlds best competition shooters wouldn't be able to hit someone's head at 100 yards with any consistancy under that kind of pressure. A .45ACP drops almost 1 foot vertically at 50 yards...

Any cop getting close enough to use a handgun on a guy with a rifle is due for a darwin award.