Everyone in that coffee shop forgot physics.

Like slow loading 34mb GIFs that I can set the embedded width and height to 9999 pixels!

Can't wait for the exchanges for fire insurance.

I was expecting something a bit more revelational other than "I'd have peaceful dialog with mean people."

Way to go statist idiots.

Written by Republican House Majority Leader, Aaron Sorkin.

Fun fact, Nothing Compares 2 U was recorded two years before Miley Cyrus was born. Sinéad was 24 at the time. Miley is currently 20. Sinéad is ugly as shit now.

End of fun fact time.

Wait, so him making a pussy from a latex glove is cool, but the second he puts his tongue on it, everyone freaks out like he's suddenly nasty?

blankfuck present and accounted for.

The clown horn makes it.

Babies scream crying are like nails on the chalkboard to me.

Millennial man-child.

Six words. Do girls really call guys "boo?"

Who the hell wants to get a woman pregnant? Nothing sexy about child support.

No victim, no crime.