Sweeeeeeet. The Republicans just don't get the new technology, do they?

Hmmm . . . what are the chances that, if it's looking bad for McCain in mid October, that somehow we get attacked again?

Very interesting Freudian slip: "And we will never let it happen again." So they are admitting they let it happen the first time?? Stop the presses! The Republicans finally confess to complicity in 9/11.

I don't know if I've seen McCain speak to the press for nearly seven minutes like this without Lindsey Graham and Joe Lieberman standing behind him to whisper corrections in his ear.

Brick List!!

She says, "Some people may have an open mind, but . . ."

So, she's saying she doesn't have an open mind, right? I like how she simpers and nods, as if to say, "That's right, I'm on a roll. Deal with it, bitches!!"

Brick List!!!

Brick List!!

What is the Brick List, you ask? People who need to get whapped upside the head with a nice old Virginia brick.

Pat Buchanan: You've just made the Brick List!!

Face it: we need the Republicans to win again so the quality and quantity of material for The Daily Show won't be compromised. We need our chuckles, Yo!

Wait one doggoned minute. Did I see a black reporter at that Palin press conference in Alaska? Come on, who is ABC trying to fool?

And, oh wait, I forgot: he had the nerve to mention that Obama has never been south of the border? So fukken what?? And he says that Obama "got it wrong about Georgia three times"? The only reason McCain knows about Georgia is because his foreign policy advisor was a paid lobbyist for the Georgian government. AND let's not forget that McCain has repeatedly gotten it wrong about Shiites and Sunni. Now, getting Georgia wrong (whatever he's referring to) three times is understandable when a crisis like this breaks out. But getting Shiite and Sunni wrong when Islam has been on the front page of every newspaper for the past 8 years?????

I predict that before this election happens, many, many, many heads will explode from uncontrollable anger and frustration.

First he says she's got more experience than Obama. Then he says she's got the same experience as Obama. Which is it?

And, of course, this is the same moron who hired Kerik. And he's an adulterer. And he capitalized, financially and in terms of his image, off of 9/11.

Hims wealwe, wealwe wants to eat hims wowwipop.

Not exactly a BLEVE, but the LNG leak and explosion in Cleveland in 1944 packed a really big bang, too. 128 killed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_East_Ohio_Gas_Explosion

Ah, the wonders of alcohol! Not only will it encourage you to do something stupid, but it will also anaesthesize you enough not to feel any pain.

Yeah, I forgot the voting part. I was trying not to think about that.

Just remember that Dick Morris used to pay prostitutes to let him suck their toes. Why anyone would want to listen to such a man, I don't know. Suckin' toes is nasty; especially the toes of prostitutes. I mean, does he realize where they've been putting those toes? http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Dick_Morris