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Family Guy - Stewie on MTV Awards bashes Eminem and 50 cent
*dead
Family Guy - Best of Quagmire
*dead
Guy in a banana suit soaks himself in rubbing alcohol and ignites
Wow.
Just wow.
girl deepthroats a banana - boyfriend is left speechless
Looks like some kind of cranial nerve defect to me.
Robot Chicken: Titanic Meets Instant Messenger
I agree. It needed the signoff to achieve true perfection.
Finally got over 50... (Sift Talk Post)
It doesn't have a pronunciation. It stems from my days in high school when AOL Instant Messenger was just getting popular. I was trying to find a decent screenname, but everything I liked was already taken. I didn't want to do what so many people do (add random/significant numbers to an already bland/overused name), so I just smacked the keyboard in frustration. Bam! Amxcvbcv was born. Now it's my sure-fire way to create a login name I'll never forget.
Nothing special, I guess.
Fruitcake Lady gives advice
*dead
Blue Man Group - Global Warming Warning
You got a credible reference for that, bdschuman? This is the first time I've heard that perspective, and no, I don't live under a rock.
Firecracker in Mouth (Language NSFW)
When we covered barotrauma in our pathology class, the professor showed a picture of a Marine that tried to put out the fuse on an M-80 by biting it. There wasn't anything left resembling a face below his eyes. On the plus side, his tongue was still attached... somewhat.
No teeth.
No nose.
"The Balls pop out of my mouth, I'm Mr. Bucket" Weeeee!!!
Upvote for the childhood flashback.
Steve Wozniak for Datsun
Lol... "sophisticated onboard computers"? Are they talking about the odometer?
I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes.
Hopefully it'll get an upvote or two before Theo and Invadersil get around.
Worst parasite ever: Candiru aka "willie fish"
I just had my Medical Microbiology & Immunology final exam this morning, which had a section on parasitology. While the idea of something "attacking" (do we really have to be so sensational about it?) the penis is frightening, trust me. There are much much worse things happening out there.
Google Naegleria fowleri for one.
Five Marimbas and a Bass - It's more exciting than you think
Damnit.
Well, if only people could tag things coherently to begin with.
And technically, I don't think it's a dupe cause mine is actually a mirror image of the other.
Mythbusters-Breaking Glass With Unaltered Human Voice
Sometimes they're good. Sometimes their scientific method leaves a bit to be desired; this one was fine cause there really aren't many variables to control.