Your Mom is so fat, she nearly killed a cameraman on a boating trip.

I've never played an MMORPG before in my life... but if DayZ get's a graphics overhaul like this, sign me up.

I'm only playing this game if I can play as the Techno Toad.

I don't think that's the mom. I saw this video a while back and the description was that she was a babysitter for the kid. Which makes more sense because the cat was protecting his owner from the outsider.

When the girl at the end said, "You can still see my body!"

All I could think is this.

Very well done Info-graphic.


One of the reasons that wasn't discussed in the video is that athletes are now faster and stronger than earlier decades mainly due to sponsorships. These sponsorships serve as an income for the athlete and allows training to be their only job. Non-stop repetition for 3 years and 10 Months shows.

>> ^siftbot:

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by Unsung_Hero because Unsung_Hero is not privileged - sorry.


I know. Just testing you Sifty

.Thanks for being polite about it. If you ask me you're much more awesome than that new "Siri bot."

*Dead

This wasn't a close call. He meant to hit that guy on the ass for jaywalking. Stunt man vigilante.

I hate that I can hear his voice in my head when I read your post. God damn you.

This was soooo close to getting an EIA tag.

dafaq did I just watch?

@ 1:22 Obi-Wan tells the beer guy that "He's not the robber you're looking for."

Warsaw, Poland - The original Flash Mob.

Real.
I researched this video extensively and can completely verify it's contents.

Trust me. I'm legit.

I was in Iraq and found an explosive device which was decently obvious. Two wires were coming out the back of the device which ran along a wall through a vent to a back room. My orders were to follow the wires and trace it to the source. They were connected to a car battery with a remote detonator. While defusing the device an enemy soldier grappled me from behind. I fought him off and delivered to rounds into his chest. He was dead before he hit the ground. It was pretty stressful so I turned of my xbox and decided to stop playing battlefield for the day.