hilarious! except they didn't have potatoes in ancient times. Oh and Lucky760, the matpakke said "have a good day" - crazy caring norwegians.

What is with the spoon?

Did he realize he said that out loud? I can't believe this, I honestly can't believe he just said that on national television. What was the year again? He lost all credibility as a political talking head. No company in their right mind should put him on air, or publish anything he has done anymore. Disgraceful.

90% of men masturbate! She looks inbred and is probably a born-again.

Huge ups for Buzz Aldrin!

YEA! The blond bitch needs to lay off the comments about Europe; shes from the south and probably has never even been there.
And Barbara WA-WA needs to lay off the botox, and pretending to be a puritanical prude. I bet she loved the penises more then she'd admit.

If 70% of Republicans said they'd vote for her as presidential candidate, the cracks and fissures of this country is all the more apparent.

Great episode! Poor kid, though, he seemed really upset.

Ok! I never thought I'd ever say this, but I'd be fine with the government putting a cap on about 12 kids. This is a rare example of welfare gone wrong, this was not what it was intended for.

Ironically both Swedes and Finns have been intermarrying for a long time. Kreegath is totally right too, vikings took women from everywhere. Even now there has been a large uptick in non-european immigrants in Scandinavia. So much for "purity". His lack of history and/or common sense, is staggering; not to mention is blatant racism. I hope someone straightens him out on national television. Dumbass.

Yea no surprise. I think this has been going on for a lot longer than anyone is going to want to admit. One of the things that was hilarious was the use of affluent suburbia being a good thing. That they were shocked that these affluent suburban (code for "good" and "white") girls were doing this. HAHAHAHAHAH, boy was that rich. There is nothing to do in suburbia, it is incredibly boring for High school students. So what do you do? Have drinking parties, get high and have sex. I mean really! Also does anyone else pair this with abstinence only education?

I think the numbers will go down on their own. 1) Its biological for women to care more about mating and sexuality, they can get preggers. Girls will start paying attention. 2) In the state of the economy as it is, there will be less and less affluent teens who have a lot of free time on their hands. 3) The pushback against abstinence-only education, will help teach kids what they need to know. Knowledge is power. Really teach them about sex, and let them make their own minds.

Yea bet you guys didn't know elephants have prehensile penises! Its true! Ohh all the things you learn from Anthropology classes, that have nothing to do with humans....

I had a girlfriend that did this, and I was a sap for the longest time. Now that's over the minute a girl starts pulling stuff like this I break it off. I can't stand it. Clearly she doesn't actually give a shit about you.

Were they just airlifting a giraffe?!? I really hope this doesn't turn into a quasi religious Noah's ark deal.

Beautiful... That was probably the best skit I've seen on the onion. The worst is that this is what "news" morning shows are like. Scathing.