Idiots. Doesn't take a genius to take a look out the window and say, "Fuck that. I'm not driving in that shit." Duh.

Once again, another fan-made Minecraft video that only further reinforces the blatant fact that fan-made Minecraft videos are the worst... the absolute BOTTOM of the fucking internet video pile. I play Minecraft, but I don't understand ANYTHING portrayed in this video. WTF?? No creativity, no originality, no humor... 100% pointless drivel. I lost IQ points watching this bullshit.

Remember Magibon? The asian-looking girl who did nothing but sit in front of a webcam for 2 minutes, blinking her eyes and then citing some random Japanese phrases?

Yeah, she's a cinematic GENIUS, worthy of winning a Nobel Prize, compared to the morons who make Minecraft videos like this one.

Wow, I think I would be terrified with a silverback that close. He obviously did the right thing by keeping his head bowed to show submission before the silverback, but still... yikes. Exciting!

Vending machines here in America are boring. Now I want to live in Europe.

OMG! I can't believe how fugly cars used to be...

Why doesn't anyone make porn like this?

Now I remember why I didn't like math in high school... BOOOOORRRRRING. Maybe if she had slipped an "arrow to the knee" joke in there somewhere, I would have stayed interested. This video reminds me of math in high school and how every time I'd reach the answer to a long and complicated algebra equation, my response would be... "Uh, so what?" The answer is X=19. So what? Big fucking deal. I've never understood how to people find that interesting.

So here I am, watching this video and she shows us all these spirals in flowers and how they all coincide with the Fibbobotchy numbers, or whatever... and in the end, I still have to ask, "So what?" There are spirals in flowers. Ooooh. Big whoop. Sounds like just the sort of thing the government likes to spend hundreds of millions of "research" dollars to find out. I'm sure this amazing find will save the lives of dozens of imaginary people somewhere in the back of this girl's mind.

If he could afford $2400 for a camera in the first place, he can afford to replace it. Funny thing is, my $800 Canon can shoot video just as good.

You see this? This is how serial killers are cultivated in our society. Nice going.

Interesting clip. Too bad it took me 9 minutes to buffer it even on my 12mbit cable connex. Thanks for sucking ass once again, Youtube.

That kicked arse.

I have a solution that works WAY better than this...

Ready?

Don't play Minecraft ONLINE! Duh.

Problem fucking solved.

I'm not a trekker... who's the smokin' blonde in the pink suit???

What this video SHOULD have been entitled: "Yes, you too can become a rich and famous actor, even if you're really a completely ignorant fucking retard about how the world around you works, just like Matt Damon."

I don't need any video about a cardboard box to make me wish I was a kid again. I wish it every freakin' day.