"Can you tell me what happened?"

"He hit one car, another car, backed into another car and then this one here. Driving around hitting cars."

"Is he drunk?"

"I don't know what's with him" (does the "he's crazy" gesture)

>> ^Reefie:

Risky, but excellent execution and delivery!


That pretty much summarizes Louis CK in general.

Leno is even worse than before he came back. I didn't think that was possible. He just repeats whatever the guest says and looks at the band.

Louis CK is king.

"RELATED: Capitol protestor found not guilty"

Well that's great, but I'm more interesting in finding out what happened to the ones to assaulted him. (Probably nothing.)

Ferguson tries too hard.

What's with the gigantic ties? Is that a British thing?

I need a transcript cuz I can barely make out what he's saying.

Man that motherfucker is fast. Need slo-mo.

Did he say he wants to plant vegetation in vacant parking lots and sell them for grass? Also, when he's talking about traffic stops, does he say "If you can't find an innocent car, you can't look"?

>> ^smooman:

dumbass meathead


says the guy posing with a rifle in front of a humvee in his avatar

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

I really like this game, but the story and cut scenes are terrible. It's the same kind of story telling Rockstar was doing in the 90's, which wasn't really even that good back then, but it feels really dated to me in the present. A couple hours into the game I just started skipping the lengthy cut scenes altogether with no regrets (except for not getting to seeing Icarus meet his doom off the edge of a cliff). I like digs at Bush and Blackwater as much as the next guy, but not so much in my western. If you are going to make a digital homage to the western, then crib from The Good, The Bad The Ugly, Once Upon a Time in the West, High Plains Drifter, The Magnificent 7, The Unforgiven, etc. Still a great game, but it would have been better with characters and a story that I cared about.


You will love Mafia 2.

i fucking died at the very end

...People make fun of barbers showing you the back of your head with a mirror? I've never heard of that. Why is that even funny?

Someone explain wtf the title is supposed to mean.

but why?