Nah, it's only a win if you come out of the roll still going forward.

08:40 --- Oh my god! Things are going on in the middle-east!?!? I take it all back! Praise Jesus!!!

Well, it was worth a shot!

I read this awesome article in Newsweek (I know, I know) that made me surprised to think there's actually a way for divided Americans to agree on something that could be a major, positive step forward for America.

This makes me happy.

>> ^Auger8:

@Deadrisenmortal and @dystopianfuturetoday you guys can't seriously be that cynical. Surely you were bright kids too. I remember wanting to solve the worlds problems when I was 12. Good for her that she actually found a solution and got people to listen despite her age. Far too many kids are shot down from being greater than their adult peers simply based on age discrimination. Don't help those people out. They get enough help as it is.
>> ^Deadrisenmortal:
Although I am 100% behind the message I am with DFT on the delivery system. There is no evidence that this is anything more than a little bird singing a song she has been taught to sing. If there was a question and answer period or a challenge presented by an audience member that she was able to take on intelligently I might change my mind. Until that happens my advice is to stop using your kid to sell your message.
>> ^schlub:
Ahh, the old "kids are too stupid to have minds of their own" approach...
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
but I find it creepy when parents use their kids as a political mouthpiece.





No one is saying that this girl isn't bright, or that she doesn't want to change the world. But if you seriously can't see or hear the influence of her parents behind what she's reading, then I've got a painting I'd like to sell you.

Nonchalantly kicking that safety glass open is clearly a win. Unfortunately, the bank being able to check the camera logs with the time and ATM use will ultimately turn it all into one big fail.

OK...OK...

This is kind of weird, but I've been meaning to ask you for a while (in fact, I might have already asked you this and been so high or something that I don;t remember).

So, when I was around twelve or so, in 1992, I went to an O.M.S.I. camp in central Oregon down by the South Sister. There was a kid there with me, who's name I don't remember, who first introduced me to Duckman via the original comic. When teh camp was over, I bought the comic from him for ten bucks or something and I still have it to this day.

By any crazy, astronomical-chance-in-hell, could that have possibly been you?
In reply to this comment by Duckman33:
Cool, I live in Springfield actually but I just met a girl that lives up there, so who knows what the future holds. : I'd definitely go up for a siftup though if one happens to occur.

In reply to this comment by Ryjkyj:
Just moved back a couple years ago. That's one more person for the inevitable Pacific NW siftup... that will happen someday... maybe.
In reply to this comment by Duckman33:
This guy is a regular on the Portland Trailblazers after the game show called "Talkin' Ball". Never thought he was very funny. But now I can see why, he can't cut loose on that show like he can here.

P.S. Didn't know you lived in P-town Ryjkyj.

Ugghh... can't even watch...

Goddamn their completely free service!

I'M SURE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!

Nice! Took me two-and-a-half years....

No wonder I'm such a pervert!

WHAT!? Ant not only didn't downvote a KITH video... but he posted it!?