Upvote for the awkward sprinkle of apostrophes.

thank's

This looks like a Robocop TV ad.

As a Canadian, I think this guy makes waaaay too much sense to be elected.
The United States won't be allowed to wake from its psychotic insanity so soon, the neocons are in the middle of something, here, and they won't let such trifles as democracy get in the way.

hahaha,MSG a preservative? FAIL!
Actually, I use MSG to cut down on salt without sacrificing flavor.

Excellent voice, though.

Seeing how awesome her (big) daddy is, this girl's future is paved with greatness. (Inasmuch as we can extrapolate from this short vid)

first case of mad cow infection?

Maybe he ate some fugu.

Huh? I don't know anything about that show, but if it's supposed to be some kind of Western, AIDS is about a century too early.

Unless, of course, it stands for Aboriginal Indian Decendency Status, then it's at least as dreadful.

Regarding that smart crash test (footage from a top gear bit), it went from 70 mph (112 kph) to full stop in one meter, the meter where the engine used to be and is quite a worst scenario.
The indestructible egg around the passengers is expected withstand anything and even trigger the colliding vehicle's crumple zone and sink into it.

I suppose it's better than to be skewered by your own car like the last car in the video, though.

Upvote for the governement vs common sense preaching.
Although it feels more like a reverse reefer madness with all these shocking statements and no references or details.
My ORLY-meter is buzzing, I'm going on a fact checking mission.

Most probably a daikon, I hope those are not hot like a regular radish because that turtle is going to get pissed.

"If there's something weird on your speaker-u, who you gonna call?"

He could at least done that under artificial lighting, so we wouldn't see the hours passing by...

"This is a tense moment at the launching base, the huge atlas missile with the man-carrying Mercury capsule is prepared for the shot..."

Nothing phalling going on here, sir. nuh-huh.