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Skydiver Almost Struck By Meteorite
Orz"Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort
Waitress Receives Life-Changing Tip
OrzPrank is such a negative word. There really needs to be a more positive word for this kind of thing; something other than 'kindness' or 'blessing'.
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
OrzWatching the remake of Robocop, I was very disappointed to not hear even one person utter that wonderous line
and oh yeah *dead
lucky760
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OrzSince I'm not privileged to downvote please have my 'point'.
My poor beloved turtles.
What has that animal done to you?
"In a world where four pet turtles were bitten by a radioactive human..."
Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer
OrzI kept thinking, wasn't April O'Neil a busty redhead? (and thanks to the internet and not my memory, I was right). That has to be plastic surgery since Megan Fox had almost nothing up top in 'Jennifer's Body'. Isn't this the 3rd time a TMNT movie has been made? I guess I can categorize this inevitable piece of crap with the other disappointments I've seen: 2 horrible Hulk movies and 3 poor Punisher movies. I like to beat a dead horse as much as the next guy but.....
I guess Michael Bay has forgiven Megan Fox. I didn't know she was going to be in this, but at first blush I don't like her as April O'Neil.
(And for the record, I don't like her in general, aesthetically speaking.)
Gay Hugs - An Experiment With Homophobes
OrzChristian Side Hug! Or as I call it "a way to make a kind gesture far more awkward than it ever needed to be".
Sixty Symbols Car Key Fob Head Trick Explained
OrzOk, does this mean if you are standing in a long line of people where your car is at the other end, you can effectively increase the range even further?
Top Gear Obeys the Speed Limit in the US
OrzOn a similar side note, I've always wanted to release a couple hundred glow-in-the-dark hi-bounce balls into traffic at night on the DC beltway.
(I also keep live hornets in the trunk with a quick-release latch for similar, uncomfortable occasions).
Top Gear Obeys the Speed Limit in the US
OrzWhen I went thru Montana in the spring of '96 (by bus, ugh), there was no set speed limit for cars. At night, all vehicles had to obey a speed limit of 65mph and during the day, trucks had a 65mph speed limit. For all other vehicles, the daytime speed limit was whatever could be considered "reasonable and prudent"; so if you wanted to go 110mph it would only take you about 7 hours to make it through Montana on I-90. The phrase "reasonable and prudent" allowed for prosecution such as when driving above the speed limit deemed safe for non-car vehicles during bad rain or snow. In May of '99, Montana changed their maximum speed limit to 75mph.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186lzd4j8zkp5jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
First Handjob
OrzDepends on what slang you are used to I guess.
Seems a bit one sided to me =o/
Important Things You Probably Didn't Know About Hymens
OrzOne time while I was walking through Georgetown, my friends and I saw a structure being built by a company called Hyman Construction. For some reason they have renamed their company
http://www.clarkconstruction.com/about
Rudest kid's show ever
OrzI'm not privileged but this is a dupe of this 7 yr old posting of the same length, but a different source.
http://videosift.com/video/Rainbow-70s-Kids-Show
Mormons Declare War on Masturbation
OrzIf you need to, talk to your bishop. Tell him that your friend has been beating his bishop. Bishop-abuse will not be tolerated.
Daily Show - Better Off Red
OrzUpvoting for "Do the voice...."
Girl takes dude down and makes him tap out!
OrzWhy is this in the "undead" channel?