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Just burn the abandoned building
MonkeySpank says...Those are harvestmen, not spiders. They are harmless
Spider grenades
Because the window will stop him...
MonkeySpank says...Believe it or not, the window would! Also, a 3000lbs car with 100 horses behind it is no joke.
Every Time I See A License Plate From Another State
MonkeySpank says...The city is doomed commander Fist Fight!
Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
MonkeySpank says...I like Louis, but these race jokes are kinda getting tired. There are more fun topics to talk about.
Comedians have figured out the trick to covering Trump
MonkeySpank says...That's a relative term. If you're very smart, then yes, we are dumb.
Are you guys really this dumb on the sift?
Don't Steal Parking Spots From Jeeps
MonkeySpank says...That's not a CCTV cam. That's a drone filming it. Of course it's fake
Fake.
And...why would you waste all that effort when you could take one of the other spots?
And...if it were real, you just fucked over those other cars you blocked in.
But fake.
This ≠ That
MonkeySpank says...There is a strong inverse-correlation between climate change and the number of pirates at sea
Nerdwriter: Why Funk Music Makes You Want To Dance
MonkeySpank says...Come get some o' that booty shaking
MonkeySpank (Member Profile)
MonkeySpank says...Aww, thanks sweet pea! I just saw this message today. Made me happy
Thanks again!
HAHA! Still a hilarious profile pic. Just poppin' in to wish you a barrel of fun on your Birthday today MonkeySpank.
Sweet Jesus! OMFG!
MonkeySpank says...Famous last words. I wonder how many people in history died while cursing...
Weird Al" Yankovic - Amusement
MonkeySpank says...Ah... Santa Monica Pier
James Corden Remembers George Michael
MonkeySpank says...Fucking onions maaaan!
Pissing off shitty white people - Liberal Redneck
MonkeySpank says...Well, when you consider the House cards were stacked against him, I'm not sure what kind of pink-rabbit miracle people expected.
Not so sure about the efficacy part, but not from a lack of effort.
How Amazon May Monopolize ALL Of Retail - Nerdwriter
MonkeySpank says...Don't take are jorbs Armazon!
Drive Through Ghost
MonkeySpank says...If you looked carefully under the sheets, you'd notice that I don't have answer for you.
That is a pretty awesome trick...
Not sure how it was executed.