Here's a longer version of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY

The chick is the president of NOW and the comedian is Patrice O'Neal, he is dead right about the situation.

Meh, I'd feel more sympathy for the dude on the ground if soccer players didn't fold like a deck of cards every time they are as much as sneezed on. Wussies.

The most important question to ask a potential significant other: "Do you watch Tyra Banks?" Easy way to avoid a long term relationship with a fucking moron.

Has anyone mentioned that there was a Swine Flu outbreak in the 1970s? The vaccine killed more people than the damn virus. Everyone's acting like this is Captain Tripps. STFU and wash your hands.