http://www.videosift.com/video/If-Only-Men-Had-Breasts

Dead. "Content deleted."

Holy cow, maatc - you talk faster than any German I've ever met.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Sure, the buttblug and dildo selections were good, but where were the pocket pussies? Hello!?


Most people call 'em plugs instead, but here are the goodies you're looking for.

I sell quite a few of them to women - they can be used as a bumper if you have a lucky girlfriend or a pregnant wife. Also for oral sex, if she doesn't care to accommodate all of Thor - makes it much more pleasant for both of you. They're a staple at every party. Don't you worry.

Nice try, but you can't judge the earmarks per capita. Illinois has a population of nearly 13 million, compared to Alaska's less than 700,000. Of course they're going to spend considerably less per capita.

Oopsies - nevermind. Everything I try to view comes up dead. Must be a YouTube thing.

In reply to this comment by LittleRed:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Between-Iraq-and-a-Hard-Place

Dead, or not working for me at least.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Between-Iraq-and-a-Hard-Place

Dead, or not working for me at least.

If she can't even control her audience, what makes you think she'll be able to govern a country?

If she's so drunk on attention she waits nearly a minute every time the audience starts clapping, that's a problem.

If she believes an acceptance speech should include introducing your entire family, including your parents, that's a small-town girl that doesn't belong in a big-town office.

She's grasping at straws. How dare she claim to identify with families of special-needs children when she really hasn't had to deal with anything related to disabilities yet?! Changing the diapers of a five-month-old Down's baby is no different than changing the diapers of a five-month-old baby that isn't disabled.

Ugh.

Dead.

Lyrics probably a bit NSFW.

No, he shouldn't have gone in there by himself with no backup. But no one should have assaulted an officer for doing his job.

As someone who has served as a volunteer Chief Judge for the most successful youth court system in the nation, that is absolutely assault. From Alaska, since that is the only statute I know,

AS 11.41.230. Assault in the Fourth Degree.

(a) A person commits the crime of assault in the fourth degree if

(1) that person recklessly causes physical injury to another person;

(2) with criminal negligence that person causes physical injury to another person by means of a dangerous instrument; or

(3) by words or other conduct that person recklessly places another person in fear of imminent physical injury.

(b) Assault in the fourth degree is a class A misdemeanor.

Girls don't poop. But if I were to by some strange happenstance, I'd be a crumpler.

http://catsanddogs.videosift.com/video/Harry-the-Hamster

Dead? It's not working for me.

I'd like to know, too. I hadn't heard that part before, but it sounds highly suspicious. It's awfully hard to be someone's caretaker when you're sleeping 20 hours a day.

>> ^Octopussy:
Wait, wait, KP, source please. The daughter was pulled from school to help her pregnant mum? I thought that only happened in... Baluchistan. That's an even bigger story than the whole pregnancy thing.
>> ^kronosposeidon:

When Sarah Palin was pregnant with Trig, she pulled her daughter (the same one who is pregnant now) out of school for 7 months so that she could "care for" her pregnant mom. The daughter also allegedly had mononucleosis during that time, so she simultaneously spent 7 months recuperating and caring for her gestating mother.
Does sound a little suspicious, but I'm not aware of any other evidence beyond what I just stated.

^ Sarah Palin didn't announce her pregnancy to the state until her fifth month. I never once saw a picture of her [in any Alaskan newspaper or elsewhere] where she looked remotely pregnant. The papers all said she waited to announce it so no one would suggest she step aside earlier.

As for the flight while she was in labor, the flight from DFW to Anchorage is 8 hours minimum, and that's without a stop to refuel in Seattle. I'd like to see her speech when she was in labor - I'm sure that would be pretty telling. A keynote speaker is bound to have a fairly lengthy speech. If she got through her speech without a contraction, I'd be impressed. I remember at the time being irritated that she had gone through with the flight - especially after having popped out four kids, she wouldn't have been in labor for long. And you would think flying could cause serious complications, particularly if the baby were to be born halfway between Seattle and Anchorage, which would be extremely likely. [Even for a new mother, the average labor time is 8-14 hours. It only decreases the more children you have.]

I never thought twice about it before. The more I think about it now, the more it seems possible. Then again, I don't care enough to worry about it.

Dupe?

http://www.videosift.com/video/Adam-Savage-Fascination-with-the-Dodo-Bird