The files are inside the computer!!!

Classic Rodney Gatorfield.

It's still under the passenger seat of a blue Honda CR-V.

Was avoiding watching this as I was getting hints it was a cringeworthy bomb from the news headlines.

I just watched it and it's masterful, she totally landed it. The control of the audience was amazing. The one time she had total silence from a joke was completely intentional for the follow up.

/me adds Michelle Wolf to list of comedians to keep watching.

If you've been avoiding it for similar reasons, go give it a watch.

*promote

Filed away in "10x times better than I thought it'd be".

That last tweet was great.

You may see an hilarious bear in a sidecar blowing a trumpet.

I see a wild animal conditioned by torture to perform acts that it cannot understand.

Which is why it was such a popular term last year.

I learned two things:

1. The difference between a $100, $700 and $10,000 guitar is quite clear.

2. When you play that well, the difference is quite small.

He opened with 'What are you afraid of?'...

If the bill isn't a pile of shit, it wouldn't be being written in private.

Number 1 line in my coding standards docs:

Don't play golf.

Number 2:

Don't care about the conventions, only care about sticking to them.

That's the great thing about Trump; he's set the trend that skeletons don't matter. I think if Warren runs, she'll bag it easily.

The problem with the Democrat run last time was dismissing Trump's support and why it existed. Warren sounds like she could use that to her advantage next time around.

Personally I think she could be the best potus in a long, long time.

Where's the solutions goddammit.

My guesses:

1) a pendulum.
2) 3x faster (this one seems too simple)
3) in this case forwards, but depends on the weight of the bike, and friction between the ground and the tyres?
4) Q2 and 3 of every wheel.

Heh, I do exactly the same. Will I say dog, horse. I came, or my girlfriends mother?

It's a tricky business talking to her family.