Yeah, but what would an ant say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIUG2dNeECY

This might have more teeth were it not for her having been documented as being a fan of hot sauces and chili for decades.

Not too much more teeth though, since it's mostly just a rant rather than a stand-up routine.

So, uhh, entrapment & assault?

Also upvoted for using "lectern" instead of "podium".

Fun game: guess how old she is, then look it up.

What's up with that?

Of course Obama's an extremist, don't you remember when he enacted Sharia Law and took away all your guns? Or the incarceration and subjugation of all white heterosexual males? Or outlawed Christianity, Christmas and the US flag?

Absolutely the tailgater's fault. There's no way to know why the front car hit the brakes, but it doesn't really matter.

I have to assume he's somebody's nephew or something, because damn.

He has the best words, but he can't let you hear them right now because they're being audited.

Hyuck hyuck.

Couldn't make it to the end, too painful.

That title certainly made me a little nervous about hitting play.

And here's me who avoids parallel parking if I possibly can.

Weird lookin' tractor.

It's okay, we can just overthrow the government if they choose wrongly. No biggie.

Sheesh, you'd think his time on Mars would have mellowed him.