I can agree on many fronts =P What was with the stockings thing though =p?

We don't have much time! =P

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Lol, batman is sexist =P

Sorry, this is the only video I found which had the original part, it's significantly longer and has most of the rest of the standup tho, but it's still *undead

That wasn't that low on accuracy, like 3 misses, with some pretty impressive dunks

Interesting fact, red is not actually said in the original version of the song, luft means air, it was just added in the English cover version Great song though

Fix'd

Upvote for being funny, but I was disappointed to see no crack smoking monkeys I didn't know what that actually meant.

Very cool, very cool indeed, but now let's see it play Legend Of Zelda!

Awesome stuff, but I just wanted to get some things straight about Capoeira, I used to do it and all and it is fun and pretty, but it also a real martial art which is effective in it's own way.
As someone mentioned before, how it's not effective because the fighter is always off balance, this is not entirely true, capoeira is a fighting style where you confuse your opponent and throw him off balance where you then execute the most effective moves, the unpredictability of a Capoeirist's moves is what makes this style effective. It's not used in fighting often because it is far too hard to master and it also isn't the fastest way to get things done, another martial art will most likely get things done quicker.
Also whoever said something about them not being allowed to touch each other and no fighting involved, this is also not true. Even beginners are taught to fight, but these guys are the ones who are not allowed to hit each other, the higher the level of the fighters, the more contact involved. I've seen masters fight in person and contact is often even though it's usually foot to foot or foot to hand.
Capoeira is indeed an awkward fighting style, but by no means useless or fake. Stiil it is a pretty dance

Congrats on the new rank

*discard

I was watching the special that videosift has up, and it's missing my favorite jokes So I put this up, enjoy Also I wasn't sure if it's nsfw so gold star member who knows, help please

Upvote for her being hot Not too funny though