How do I reach these kiiids?

How much mustard will the republicans get?

The republicans will get 20,000 jars of mustard, and that's horrible

Am i the only one who thinks that this will turn out like indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull and be a huge gangbang of the western theme?

Oh and im not a huge fan of the latest james bond film either :<

Can't can't upvote this

lol at the you need stuff tv screen

The joker reborn at 2:15, he appears briefly and waves to the camera

"Good points" sums it up extremely well but this isin't entertainment nor comedy hardly even an atempt at it.

So you got a show and you've got something to say so go on for a rant for 8mins to try and save the world by crapping on 2 others who are in the same position and are trying to achieve the same thing.

He talks about expectations and rolls in society yet he/(they) are comedians trying to make an impact other than give me a chuckle once in a while.

And really, has it become a norm to search for political advise from a comedy show? If so whats next? O'reiley Hardball as comedy? I think not!

Im no doctor but aren't xrays harmful for the snatch area? What with the eggstocks n everythin'

I get so tired over people going like, "Oh my god it's gonna hit it" depth perception is very inaccurate at that distance...

>> ^bcglorf:

Even a great story like this just can't overcome how much the TYT guy grates on my nerves. Am I alone in this?


Im with you on this one, I mean the guy and the message is good (same goes for the lady) but I think it might be in the way he reaches out to a broader audience over plays it etc is what makes it annoying but then again thats kind of the point of the news.

"A-maaazing"

Did that first one say A and a german double s? cuz that would be hilarious

In most countries that use EURO the lowest value of a coin is 0.05€ and so if your bill comes out to 4.02 or 3.97 its rounded to 4 if you pay with cash, so when i go to the gas station i deliberatly pump for 4.02 which saves me 2c every time.. think! in 30 years i might save a few euros!.. excluding the times i accidently pump too much and i have to pay for a up rounded sum.

>> ^charliem:

This is where a leafblower comes in handy.


A leafblower that shoots air heated up to 700C or 1300F for you americans

>> ^JiggaJonson:

So ya, one time I was so scared of the fabric on my bed that resembled a snake when folded up that I closed my eyes. Then I started to wonder if my entire existence depended upon my senses getting feedback from outside of my own consciousness, and if I kept my eyes closed, falling away from reality suddenly seemed like a reasonable possibility. I didn't close my eyes anymore...


Haha i had the exact same feeling except insted of the snake it was a heap of snow that i couldnt tell if it was actually getting larger or not, and I didn't close my eyes but it felt like my eyes were rolling back into my skull if i didn't focus on something.

If you can watch through this without feeling embarrased for them, you've got some serious problems