I for one welcome our new emotional computer-zombie overlords.

He's gonna get rugburn like a motherfucker. I got dragged like that once when I was little and I got to miss a day of school since my parents had to cover my back in gauze pads. Not fun.

What about their brains? don't they have brains? Or are their brains also very stretchy-like? I think that would hurt my brain.

on a different note, I plan on assassinating the narrator. Anyone with me?

I can do that.

the incoherent rambling I mean.

Pssh, she wont let him kiss her? they let me fornicate with them when they walk onstage.

That is the perfect place to do something like that, because the audience, I'm assuming, is pretty intelligent (assumption based off the fact that this is called World Science Festival 2009). In another setting, say... if you tried to do this on the stage that Fallout Boy had just left, you wouldn't get the same result because quite frankly, the kind of person that goes to those kinds of concerts is a dried up, soulless husk of a human being.

Eddie sounds like a guy's name...

Seriously, when Is the palm plant back-flip EVER going to do you any good? I'm more of a fan of parkour, getting from point A to B as fast as possible. I agree, these guys are insanely talented, but I don't see them running up walls, falling from heights into rolls, or doing any kind of creative EFFICIENT technique of vaulting over an obstacle. Sure, the beginning was pretty amazing when they were flipping over the railing, but then they just wanted to show off by doing handstands on it. These are grown men showing off to four year olds in a playground how many one handed pull-ups they can do. I'd put money on them being able to do more impressive stunts including more obstacles.

I can do a handstand on my skateboard while moving, jump from my hands onto my feet and keep rolling. do I get a medal? maybe they're gym rats and could break my left arm in a right handed arm wrestle, but I think my skateboard handstand requires more coordination than any of these moves.

I call BS. CONFIRM/DENY

..someone had to say it.

Is Westy 9 years old and still learning how to type, or does he intentionally misspell simple things because he enjoys his already terrible comments being...downvoted? Is that the term for it?

Sorry, I'm pretty new here.

Westy's dumb comment is at -50.. that's gotta be some kind of record.