To be fair, if you're always willing to vote for the lesser evil, all you're telling your government is that the only thing they need to do to get your vote is to raise the specter of a greater evil.

I always felt that my progressive ideology was a natural result of my atheism and 'skepticism', so it was really weird to find all these angry conservatives online shouting at women, muslims and black people while calling themselves atheists and rational skeptics.

I think the 'problem' with SJWs online is that a lot of concepts that 20 years ago would have been discussed mainly by well-educated academics, such as privilege, appropriation, etc., are now becoming mainstream and are being wielded by teenagers, lunatics, and people who are no smarter than you or I. This is technically a good thing - we need to get those concepts into the open if we are ever going to address the real problems they describe - but it means that there will be some people who fuck up or overreach while trying out these concepts. If somebody badly wants an excuse to dismiss all of feminism, or all of racial equality, there will thus inevitable be some teenager online with a webcam who is all too happy to give them that excuse - but why look for that excuse in the first place?

I'm not a destructive or vindictive guy by nature, but if I've made up my mind to steal a hood ornament and the fucker retracts like this, my keys are coming out, no doubt.

Well... more like 1 van purposely smashing into a car, another car driving recklessly to get out of the way of the van as it repositions, and then that same van driving into the path of an oncoming bus. I wouldn't say it's 3 accidents when it seems to be the same van doing all of it - possibly a getaway car, or just a really high driver.

Regardless of all of y'alls bullshit, the guy checking in on God at 00.30 is fucking amazing.

There are some differing, conflicting theories on the origins and correct usage of the phrase "bust a cap". The only time, however, that it's ok to "put a cap in" someone, is if it's their Make America Great Again cap and you're showing it up their asses.

"Multiple, very large, very generous donations to NAMBLA. They were, frankly speaking, incredible donations, the best donations. Nobody has done so much for the members of NAMBLA, especially not Obama and his crooked administration. Sad."

These two videos really make me reevaluate Stephen Chow as a comedic film director... Apparently he just turns the camera on and lets his actors be Chinese.

The best thing is their firm and lasting commitment to the phrase "go absconding for a while".

This is why opt-out systems are the only thing that makes sense - we'll never get anywhere if we expect people to be heroes in order to act halfway decently.

But I still maintain that BATS AREN'T BUGS.

*promote because THE DINNER TABLE IS NO PLACE FOR DISCONTENT

I'm all in favor of every Bernie supporter voting Hillary at this point, but I'm also starting to feel that Full Frontal is getting really sanctimonious and condescending with these pieces. Pretending that the only thing Bernie hold-outs were upset about was the number of votes Hillary got is just disingenuous and arrogant.

Because he's usually just up with the news helicopter, so his job is normally to do voice-over on traffic situations, describing what he sees.

What the holy hell.. is this what Simpsons is actually like nowadays?